to my subscribers all 3 of you i appreciate your subscribing to me it makes me feel loved all 3 of you yep loved. it seems to me that i could do 1 of 2 things right now. i could either say something really inspiring.... or.... i could say something totally retarded......... so what do u think? Inspiring or Retarded. Lets try both. why did the chicken cross .....ok that isnt good enough knock knock........ ok thats not good enough either. how about 2 guys walk into a bar. "Thump" "Thump" can you guess what happened? no? ok i'll tell you Well I neglected to mention that the 2 guys were actually llamas yep llamas they weren't exactly walking into a bar either. they were well walking around outside. they thought about walking into the bar but they decided that llamas weren't accepted in a place like that. because bars are for people. and they are of course llamas. so they decide to walk around to the back of the bar maybe there will be more llamas they walked to the back, no llamas. so back around to the front of the bar they walked. on their journey they met a man who was pshycic. yes pshycic so anywys. the man knew that the llamas wanted to get into the bar. never questioning the matter he devised a plan to get the llamas into the bar. he would disguise them as........ 4 guys in llama costumes as the man and the 2 llamas approached the door 2 guys in a llama costume approached them and said "Hey, if you dance for those people in there they will pay you money!" the pshycic man ignored the freak in a llama costume and proceeded into the bar with the 2 llamas. upon entering the bar the man realized this wasnt actually a bar it was an Ice Cream Parlor. the pshycic man bought the 2 llamas some ice cream one for himself of course and left the establishment. The Moral of this story is, If you are a llama, you can't wonder around an ice cream parlor with a pshycic man who buys you ice cream without somebody wanting you to dance for money. The End. | 
